McZeno's Paradox

On our first day in Dublin, we decided to visit the Book Of Kells at Trinity College, but, unfortunately, we didn't even make it half way there...

On our first day in Dublin, we decided to visit the Book Of Kells at Trinity College, but, unfortunately, we didn't even make it half way there...

Whirlybirds And Magic Water

We were in Finland’s archipelago region, poking around the neighbor’s cottage , trying to find some oars so we could steal their boat, when the silence was broken by a peculiar low rumbling sound. “What is that?” Tania asked.

We were in Finland’s archipelago region, poking around the neighbor’s cottage , trying to find some oars so we could steal their boat, when the silence was broken by a peculiar low rumbling sound. “What is that?” Tania asked.

The Carmel Crimecone

From TheKindLand.com: a casual look at the crime blotter in Carmel-By-The-Sea’s local paper, The Carmel Pinecone. Carmel is, in short, an affluent town full of rich people, and rich people crimes are very different from poor people crimes.

From TheKindLand.com: a casual look at the crime blotter in Carmel-By-The-Sea’s local paper, The Carmel Pinecone. Carmel is, in short, an affluent town full of rich people, and rich people crimes are very different from poor people crimes.

 

Wrong

The Goatee’s friend got down on his knee and said menacingly, “Nope, because I saw you take it, buddy. Everyone here saw you take it.” He motioned to a large group of people behind him in deck chairs. They all nodded in agreement: yep, we all saw you steal the inner tube.

The Goatee’s friend got down on his knee and said menacingly, “Nope, because I saw you take it, buddy. Everyone here saw you take it.” He motioned to a large group of people behind him in deck chairs. They all nodded in agreement: yep, we all saw you steal the inner tube.

The Soggy Peso

“I think it’s safe to say we just invented a new tradition here at The Soggy Peso,” the boat dealer said to one of the locals. “Is that cool? Can I say we invented a new tradition?”

“I think it’s safe to say we just invented a new tradition here at The Soggy Peso,” the boat dealer said to one of the locals. “Is that cool? Can I say we invented a new tradition?”

The Hidden Life Of Trees

“It seems the trees can count!” writes Peter Wohlleben in this astounding, yet utterly boring book about trees. (I’m not sure how something can be astounding and boring at the same time, but Wohlleben has a peculiar talent for it. Which is fascinating in itself.)

“It seems the trees can count!” writes Peter Wohlleben in this astounding, yet utterly boring book about trees. (I’m not sure how something can be astounding and boring at the same time, but Wohlleben has a peculiar talent for it. Which is fascinating in itself.)

Mr. Booger Art

Dear Mr. Booger Art, While we encourage and support your interest in art, some of us have begun to think it might be better if you practice at home until you’ve developed some proper skills…

Dear Mr. Booger Art, While we encourage and support your interest in art, some of us have begun to think it might be better if you practice at home until you’ve developed some proper skills…

 

Bubble Bath With Iggy Pop

Ultimately, Iggy Pop declined our invitation to conduct an interview naked in his bathtub, but he did say he enjoyed the proposal, reproduced here for your enjoyment.

Ultimately, Iggy Pop declined our invitation to conduct an interview naked in his bathtub, but he did say he enjoyed the proposal, reproduced here for your enjoyment.

Mildew Lisa

I was making dinner and the Talking Heads’ “And She Was” was playing on the stereo, so I didn’t realize there was a murder being committed right behind me.

I was making dinner and the Talking Heads’ “And She Was” was playing on the stereo, so I didn’t realize there was a murder being committed right behind me.

Deer, Shithead...

The lovely scene that had unfolded was interrupted almost as soon as it began when all three deer jerked upright, ears alert. The disturbance: a tourist creeping along the lake shore.

The lovely scene that had unfolded was interrupted almost as soon as it began when all three deer jerked upright, ears alert. The disturbance: a tourist creeping along the lake shore.

Soupy

after a recent trip to Peru with Tony Hawk, I returned home with an unexpected souvenir courtesy of the incan lord of the underworld.

after a recent trip to Peru with Tony Hawk, I returned home with an unexpected souvenir courtesy of the incan lord of the underworld.

 

I Rode A Hoverboard

I rode a hoverboard with Tony Hawk. I’ve been saying that a lot lately. Out loud. At all kinds of inopportune moments. Like, “Hey, sorry I didn’t get back to you, I was busy because I WAS RIDING A HOVERBOARD WITH TONY HAWK.” Like a total dick.

I rode a hoverboard with Tony Hawk. I’ve been saying that a lot lately. Out loud. At all kinds of inopportune moments. Like, “Hey, sorry I didn’t get back to you, I was busy because I WAS RIDING A HOVERBOARD WITH TONY HAWK.” Like a total dick.

Anything, Anything?

In this article I shave my way into the bizarre world of facial hair clubs (yes, such a thing exists) and I allow my beard to be sculpted first by Zach Galifianakis then by The Bristly Chaps Of Los Angeles.

In this article I shave my way into the bizarre world of facial hair clubs (yes, such a thing exists) and I allow my beard to be sculpted first by Zach Galifianakis then by The Bristly Chaps Of Los Angeles.

Lil Red Rockets

A memory of a friend’s childhood cat turns into a play featuring two insane men—one from Korea, the other from the US—and a blue cat from russia.

A memory of a friend’s childhood cat turns into a play featuring two insane men—one from Korea, the other from the US—and a blue cat from russia.

Chip Bags Can Kill

I've told Beckett’s story to a lot of people to help spread awareness, but not one person I’ve talked to has heard about the dangers of chip bags. Read our story at DogTv.com.

I've told Beckett’s story to a lot of people to help spread awareness, but not one person I’ve talked to has heard about the dangers of chip bags. Read our story at DogTv.com.