VIDEOS

Here are a few videos that I’m in and/or had something to do with making. Not sure why I’ve chosen these particular videos to show, or any at all for that matter, but it seemed liked the site could use a little action. Fine. Here are a few videos for you to look at. Although I should mention to those who enjoy being offended to take heed before viewing because there is subject matter in some of these videos that you will surely classify as offensive. These subjects include, but are not limited to, dicks, butts, vomit, farts, adult diapers, hoverboards, dancing, rollerblading, Finnish karaoke, celebrities, and recreational mustard use. So if you don’t like any of that stuff, don’t watch. Otherwise, enjoy.


That One Time I Rode A Hoverboard With Tony Hawk

Please enjoy the video, but you should also read the story that accompanied it, here. Because there's a slight possibility that you might come away from the video with at least some of the same confusing ideas that the 11 million delightfully impatient and ignorant people who commented on the video on YouTube had. “Why waste time inventing this useless piece of shit?” Da Jeezy wrote. And, “This is a piece of crap,” wrote Lunch Time With Nerds, “it only has a 15 minute life span and you need a special metal floors this is not the the hoverboard in back to the future or any other sifi movie for that matter not to mention its like 10000 dollars this is not what i want or people want.” And, my favorite, from Cookie Dolphin, “African kids could’ve eaten that bearded man.” I think that last one is referring to me? Nice one Cookie Dolphin. Anyway, based on these wonderful comments, and more, it appears that the majority of people who watch this video come away either thinking a). it’s hoax, or b). it’s real, but totally stupid. I wonder how they would have received the first, brick-sized cell phones? Again, I recommend reading the article.


FL3: Carnie

My friends at Fancy Lad Skateboards asked me to contribute a part to their most recent video. I don't know how much of a part it is, but it definitely rhymes with part. Most was shot in Finland, with appearances by Tony Hawk, Pat Duffy, and legendary NHL player, Esa Tikkanen.


The Depends Olympics

This is an old one, but it makes me giggle every time I see it. It's from the Big Brother video, CRAP. This is what happens when you slap on an adult diaper, drink 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes, and then try to enter the Olympics.


Rollerblader Hunter, and Me, Skateboard

Two parts from the Big Brother video CRAP featuring Arlo Eisenberg, Chris Nieratko, and Tony Hawk.


How To Make A Portland Frank

With guest appearances by Zach Galifianakis's Refrigerator, Zach Galifianakis's Mustard, and Zach Galifianakis.


Jackass Tape Measure

An infomercial made for JackassWorld.com.


Free Lunch Interview