I have a page in every issue of Monster Children dedicated to wine. It’s called “Plonk.” Which is such a lovely word. I think credit for the title belongs to the editor, Jason Crombie? Here is Jason’s description of Plonk:
“When we asked Dave Carnie if he’d like to write a column about wine he said, yes, thank you, I would like to write a column about wine very much. Then he just wrote whatever he wanted, making sure to insert the word ‘wine’ somewhere.”
To my credit, sometimes it is about wine. But not very often. The most recent installment, for instance, is very much in keeping with Jason’s description. You can read it here. And, unlike the printed version, this one has pictures.