[An example from Acid Invader's "Pre-Collage Period."]
[The first collage.]
Lil Cape. The Lil Cape patented cape system is the perfect cape for when you want to wear a cape, but not a very big cape. The Lil Cape is great for the beach, gardening, and even light crime fighting. Lil Cape, the biggest lil name in capes.
The Dachshunds store their gold in a vault at Fort Dox where it is guarded by three fine Rhine bitches and a silly lil baboon named Albert.
It was Marjory’s job to put gas in the car before their trip to The Juniper Tree. And he forgot the shovel.
Rupert Merdach, the younger brother of the Rhine maiden, Lorelei.
The Bouchshon Weenie Faerie (a distant relation of absinthe’s Green Faerie) can be found at the bottom of bottles of champagne, tequila, and jars of hot dogs.
Sycorax enslaves Ariel.
Hamlet: Let me see. [Takes the skull.] Alas, poor Yorick!–I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!
Theseus wonders why he agreed to a rumble with the Cretan Bull at the North Pole in front of the entire village.
Six Dach Widow legs do the Six Sep Squash on black bug go, “SPLIX SPLAP!”
Dachtoberrrrrrrrrrr marks the time that the peoples of the Northern Territories begin their traditional wiener freezing season.
The hero returns to the village with the heart of the Wütender Nachtkrapp in tow.
A look at the inner mechanics required for the creation of a Shepard’s Tone Fart.
If you would like to log on to the complimentary network at the Heart Of Dachness, the password is “THEHORROR,” all one word.